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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

The Apple Watch: Get that Kiddie Shit off your Arm

Want to look like you are in 3rd grade/A 20 year old Hipster Geek working at an Internet Startup? The Apple Watch.
Want to look like a man that has style? Dont wear a Swatch, an Apple Watch, or a Mickey Mouse "What Time is It" watch, and Don't carry a Transformers Lunchbox. Below is a selection of Apple Watches:

And Now for a picture of an Omega Watch:

Now put one of those apple watches on this guys wrist. Yeah. Ridiculous.
Bob? Does your daughter have your Rolex?



Even the 2,000 dollar 24k Gold Apple watch at best looks like an 1982 digital watch.

On top of this: Why come out with a redundant piece of tech? Hey, I already have a cellphone. It tells me what time it is, it runs apps, games, I can text and surf the net. Why do I need this watch with part of those capabilities with a smaller screen? The cool factor? That was what Apple was banking on, and what Apple made a mistake with. We want NEW tech. New stuff. Like a Holographic Phone. A must have piece of new astounding tech. Can you imagine being on a train and this kid had his phone laying on a flat surface with a holographic 3D browser hanging in the air above it with the kid making motions interacting with it?
You're welcome Mr. Cook. Now get on it.

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