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Want to look like you are in 3rd grade/A 20 year old Hipster Geek working at an Internet Startup? The Apple Watch.
Want to look like a man that has style? Dont wear a Swatch, an Apple Watch, or a Mickey Mouse "What Time is It" watch, and Don't carry a Transformers Lunchbox. Below is a selection of Apple Watches:
And Now for a picture of an Omega Watch:
Now put one of those apple watches on this guys wrist. Yeah. Ridiculous.
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Bob? Does your daughter have your Rolex? |
Even the 2,000 dollar 24k Gold Apple watch at best looks like an 1982 digital watch.
On top of this: Why come out with a redundant piece of tech? Hey, I already have a cellphone. It tells me what time it is, it runs apps, games, I can text and surf the net. Why do I need this watch with part of those capabilities with a smaller screen? The cool factor? That was what Apple was banking on, and what Apple made a mistake with. We want NEW tech. New stuff. Like a Holographic Phone. A must have piece of new astounding tech. Can you imagine being on a train and this kid had his phone laying on a flat surface with a holographic 3D browser hanging in the air above it with the kid making motions interacting with it?
You're welcome Mr. Cook. Now get on it.
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ReplyDeleteA watch defines your taste and the personality. So, think twice before choosing a watch. It is not just for the time but it has much more with it.
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